The nine crew members standing in a row in the Kitchen: Ser Ranch, Sweet Chili, Buffalo, Dippy, Honey Mustard, Professor Drip, BBQ, the Watcher and the Scribe.

Nine characters, nine squads

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  • Dippy, an orange sauce cup in black shades, arms crossed, in an orange surcoat with a green chevron over blackened mail.

    Dippy

    Leads the crew. Walks toward the red candles.

  • Ser Ranch in a white tabard edged in green, a kite shield on his back and frost in his black hair.

    Ser Ranch

    Guards the door. Cool head, first one in.

  • BBQ in a wide black hat and a studded brigandine, a heavy chain of office on his chest, woodsmoke curling behind him.

    BBQ

    The Smoke Knight. Holds through every winter.

  • Sweet Chili in purple lenses and a red herald's tabard, a brass horn hanging at his hip.

    Sweet Chili

    Sounds the horn. First into every raid.

  • Buffalo in a long black money-changer's robe and a red stole, iron keys and brass jetons at his belt.

    Buffalo

    Reads the prices. Keeps the coin.

  • Honey Mustard, the Queen, in a small gold crown and pearls, one gloved hand at her shades, a gold mantle on her shoulders.

    Honey Mustard

    The Queen. Everyone answers to her.

  • The Watcher in a cream mantle, a green-lined hood half raised, round gold frames catching the light, snow on the shoulders.

    The Watcher

    Name sealed.

    Says nothing. Sees everything.

  • The Scribe in a brown clerk's robe, a black-bound book held in one arm, frost on the hem.

    The Scribe

    Name sealed.

    Reads at every table. Writes it all down.

  • Professor Drip in goggles and a sauce-spattered alchemist's robe, glowing vials across his chest, lit from below.

    Professor Drip

    The alchemist. Brews the next chapter.

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